Most Kidzjé site on the
web: despair.com
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The
(Insert locality of your choice) Peace
Process.
I'm sick of hearing
about idiots who are only interested in shooting
one another, blowing up buses airports etc,etc,etc
and generally wasting oxygen on their pathetic
existences. Pick one champion. Arm him (I assume no
woman would be so stupid) to the teeth and set him
adrift on a specially constructed battle platform
in the middle of the Atlantic with the dreaded
enemy. Whoever is hosing their opponent off the
concrete at the end of the day wins. Anybody who
wants to disagree goes one on one with the champ
until there's no one left to fight. Simple, cheap
and potentially entertaining. Just think, we could
solve overpopulation and chronic boredom in one go,
and the Natural Selection buffs would have a field
day. One thing that bothers me is that most plebs
can't even locate the countries their so called
loved ones are dying in.
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Shopping
Trolleys.
Just who is
responsible for the invention of shopping trolleys?
While video recorders, microwaves and other basic
household appliances remain a mystery to the
majority of the population, thankfully most of you
have access to children to program them for you.
Shopping trolleys are a different matter entirely.
All the kids want to do with these is hang off them
and crash them into cheese displays. Unless you
want to look like a total loser carting those dinky
baskets around (not a good look for the chaps;
might as well tattoo "Nobody would have a
relationship with me even if I was the last guy on
earth" but it probably wouldn't fit) so you've got
to struggle and curse with the rest of us. If all
terrain bomb proof vehicles that can travel over
sand and through water can be designed and built,
why can't anyone come up with a steerable trolley?
I haven't read Divine Comedy for a while, but I'm
sure that Dante must have outlined a place in Hell
for Shopping Trolley Designers. (And whatever idiot
orginally thought bumper stickers were a good
idea.)
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Magna
EXEC - or Volvo
What
is it with these people? In Australia and around
the world, Volvo drivers have a reputation for
eratic and frustrating driving habits and are
treated with the uttmost fear and usually derision
for their notorious driving reputation. In
Australia, we don't see many Volvos... thankfully
we are a LONG way away from Sweden but the law of
supply and demand dictates that this hole needs to
be filled by something. This "something" seems to
be the Magna Executive. I have observed of late a
disturbing trend in Magna drivers. I cannot
understand why the drivers of these zippy sedans
with large engines insist on driving at least 20 km
under the speed limit. What is the point of buying
a car with so much grunt if you're going to drive
it like a golf buggy? I am becoming quite paranoid
about these people. I am trying to tell Cilonda to
sell hers to avoid getting a bad reputation, but
then she knows that the signs on the side of the
road indicate a limit not a speed to aspire to.
While we're on the subject of Volvos, is it a good
thing that the St Petersburg Police have switched
from Ladas to Volvos?
And
the Komplaint about this Article:
It's
about the Magna thing. I am not a bad driver, just
because I have had a smashed left front blinker
since June, does not mean I am a bad driver. Once I
even did 130 in a 110 zone. Please don't compare me
to a Volvo driver. Besides, mine's not an
executive, as I am a mere pleb. My other car is a
Klingon Bird of Prey. He he.
Hmm.
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Cilonda's
Corner
Oh. So you're tired of being insulted are
you? Fancy a sugar overload? Well, this is
the bit for you. Just keep this nice stuff
away from me. It could be contagious.
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