Who is Kidzje?
Pronounce it Key-jay if you're English. If you're not, then I can't help you. This is a question often asked. Unfortunately for you, that is not a question I feel inclined to answer at this point in time. I think it is only necessary to say that it is an obscure Russian reference. If those sort of things really bug you, here's a clue:
Ask Prokofiev. He'll tell you.
The artwork is mine. It is here for your visual enjoyment. Please don't steal it and sell it on! I can't claim it's any good but it does occupy enough of my time to stop me shooting people in shopping centres. Whatever your opinions of it, that has to be a good thing.

Profile: Favorite TV: Blake's 7, The Bill or British TV in general. Australian TV: Stingers, Murder Call, Frontline, Water Rats. The only half decent thing to come out of America this decade is "Daria". Red Dwarf. I like comedy and Sci-fi. Preferably together. I can't stand soap operas. They are just too fake. Just who wakes up in the morning with mascara and pearl earrings intact? Well, not many guys I know anyway. Favorite music: Early religious, World to Trip hop, ambient and techno. A sample selection of artists: Clannad, B52's, Prince, Richard Tauber, The Prodigy, Endorphin, Gipsy Kings, Peter Gabriel. My first love and all time favourite is Eurythmics. There's just no accounting for some people is there? 60's music is awful stuff. Try composing your own. That'll waste a few hours. I'm hoping to upload some of my own compositions later this year. Kidzje on CD. Scary. At the moment I'm listening to Reactivate, Silverchair, Savage Garden and my extensive collection of talking books which I know word-for word, except Seven Years in Tibet. Favorite colour: black. It is a well known fact that Kidzje is colour blind. (If one more person informs me that black is not a colour, I'll scream. It was a joke!!) Favorite clothes: Versace as long as Donatella has never worn them first. Addidas, but I was wearing it before the beanie brigade. Favourite drink: Tea: Russian Caravan, as if you had to ask! Vodka comes a close second. Favourite Authors: Shakespeare (Yes, I understand it! My favorites are Macbeth, Hamlet and Julius Caesar) Kinky Friedman, Dorothy L Sayers, Douglas Adams,Terry Pratchett, Oscar Wilde. Favourite Poets: Robert Frost, Robert Gray, Rosemary Dobson, Keats, Blake, Browning, and oh, about a thousand others. Favourite Artists: A tough one, there have been so many talented people through the ages. Not at all like the critics! Let's see, I like Michelangelo as a person. A very interesting fellow. Maxfield Parrish, Lawrence Alma-Tadema and Pre-Raphelites. Matisse. Klutsis. Oh, I like everything. Favourite films: Lawrence of Arabia. Hamlet: full text 4 hr version you wimps! 99% of Manga. Old musicals... when life was less complex. Fritz Lang's 'Metropolis'. Labyrinth. Mulan. Favourite people: None. I hate you all. Serves you right for reading this in the first place. Favorite games/entertainment: tormenting the stupid, humourless and the terminally dull. There are so many of you, I'm never short of something to do. Playstation: I'm playing Syphon Filter and Magic at the moment. I like games that involve thinking, and preferably animal cunning. You can tell I'm good at them can't you. See my top 10 games.

"Hate, hate, vomit." American sitcoms: do I really need a pause in dialog to prompt me when to laugh? I think not! Pasta. Capsicum Any TV show with the word "street" in its title or via association. Much as it pains me, I also hate Russian films. (Except Battleship Potemkin) I especially hate stupid people. I can excuse natural lack of intelligence, but I can't stand pretentious ignorance.

Feature:Where's Kidzjé?

Alma-Tadema

Dorothy L. Sayers

Robert Frost.

Oscar Wilde

William Blake

"Lawrence of Arabia"

"Metropolis"