Klub

Kidzjé

What's it all about?

Well, we're a bunch of comrades who share similar interests and phobias. I suggested it as a joke at first and it just sort of caught on, and I thought... what the hell!? So, enjoy our antics, but don't take them too seriously!

At present, the membership is made up entirely of people who know Kidzjé...Try our kompetitions and quizzes to see if you have what it takes to join Klub Kidzjé!

Pearls of Wisdom...

Artificial Intellegence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

Interests

Qualities We like

All things Russian

Loyalty

Technology

Friendship

Music - composition and performance

Humour

Art

Freedom of thought and expression

Games

Creativity

Sci-Fi

Respect

Comedy

Courage

Tormenting stupid people.

Honour

CHOCOLATE

(sorry IIa!)
Kompetition...

OK, comrades, this is how it works. In this image is a Russian letter. See it there on the horizon? You can't miss it. (Unless you drink as much as Yeltsin!) Well, this is the easiest one. It gets harder from here on. All you have to do is find this same letter in the image posted below, describe its location and submit it to me to win, it's that simple! We'll start off easy, OK, and then when you get good we'll make it hideously difficult. A new image will be uploaded each month. Good Luck!

How do you know how you went?

That's easy! Check the kill board below for a running count of how many first, second and third places our competitors have gained. Be sure to include a nickname if you don't want your real name to appear on the kill board.

This image was created by Starshiy

I'm working on it....

enter kompetition

October's symbol was located on the bottom left side.

The kill board

Starshiy

2

Cilonda

1

1

Hawk

1

1

HRH Betty

1

Dazza

1

Our first komp was easily smashed by Starshiy and Cilonda who found the symbol on the same day, and rather than choose between them, being the socialist that I am, I gave them both a gold star. Well done. Now I've lulled you into a false sense of security, I'm going to get really devious, or better still, I'll let Kit make the images! Our August komp was won by someone who claims to have rather more intelligence than the rest of us, but will he solve this month's komp before anyone else??

VOTE!

I couldn't let Australia's most expensive exercise in public arguing go by without the Kidzjé Treatment, and here it is, the alternative Referendum on the Republic! Do it now before the real event for FREE. Then we can have some fun disputing the real result.

Referendum or Rubbish?


Nominate your preferred system of government for Australia in the 21st Century.

No change.
Republic.
Australian Monarchy - with Kidzje as King.
Military dictatorship.
Anarchy.
Nihilist Regime

Loose collective of member states having their own confusing and conflicting laws.
Vampiric Empire.
Mob Rule.
Union of Socialist States.

None of the above.


Current Results
 

See, now that didn't cost 7.5 million dollars. I wonder how come the government can afford that and not give teachers a pay rise. Hmmm.

Sneak preview: after the Referendum, I will be polling "Olympic Events We'd Like to See" (as opposed to the ones we don't give a rat's about.) If you have a suggestion about an event you'd like included in this poll - Dazza has suggested "rat sh*t rolling" but I'm not sure if I'd want to devote 3 hours of TV to that...

To give you some more ways to waste time on this site, I am learning JavaScript to build some little games. They aren't finished yet, but you may check my progress, (bearing in mind that I do this in my spare time and it does involve MATHS erk!) Use the back button on your Browser to get back here. If you have trouble viewing these pages your Browser may not be Java enabled.

Checkers

Quiz

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